Please Buy This Empty Battery Box

Please Buy This Empty Battery Box

Hello, my beautiful and incredulous shoppers. I have new wares for you today. May I present this fantastic, phenomenal, awe-inspiring, and Baltimore’s best kept secret – empty battery box! (Limit one per customer.) This empty battery box was gifted to me...
Please Buy This Airflow-Enhanced Sock

Please Buy This Airflow-Enhanced Sock

Hello. Some of you were very questioning today about my skill(s) as a talented and bigly superior marketer. You are all SO. WRONG. As evidence, I will now sell you this sock. It is a better sock than you currently own as you will see in less than a minute from now....