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This is a website proving the for real existence of the marketer who once lived in Ana’s closet – for I am that marketer. And I wrote this website and it was definitely me and not Ana.
Here’s a picture of my hand.
I rest my case.
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Does it come in a men’s husky?
That is an excellent question, Totally real, and I’m going to answer it, but first can I just say how happy I am you wrote in today?
You see, TR, if I may call you that, you remind me of something. Do you know what that is? The American spirit, TR. You remind me of all the things that make this proud nation of ours what it is – curiosity, consumerism, and a general uneasiness over answering questions that don’t lead to a direct sale.
But that’s ok, TR, because I see something else in you – potential. Maybe today isn’t the day we transact in a safe and mutually agreed upon parking lot. But that doesn’t mean we can’t both be casual subscribers.
Life is full of unknowns around every corner, and when you give me your email address that definitely won’t be sold to old money mailing lists, you’ll get a lot of unknown. Delivered right to your inbox. And that’s a good thing.
You see, TR, when my great grandparents first came to this glorious nation of flowing milk and honey, I wasn’t born yet, so I don’t know how that all played out.
But what I can tell you is this – it happened.
Yes, TR, my great grandparents came to this country and today we have the Internet. Funny how things happen, isn’t it? The world is like an old Ford Taurus – you never know what you’re going to have to fix. I can’t fix your airflow-challenged sock situation, but I may be able to break something else badly enough in a white-collar kind of way, that you’ll innocently buy a different product that *is* your color in the near future.
And that, TR, is what we’re all about.
*sorry, we don’t carry this one-of-a-kind product in men’s husky.